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GALLERY

MORPHING MURPH

Murphass, Tortilla pounder. You do the math. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) An ancient tapestry, revealing the historical accuracies of the Murphass. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murph's got legs. And he knows how to use them. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) I'm the living embodiment of art. Check out my abs! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) It's not what you wear. It's what you don't wear. JockeyMurph (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
Like Athena, born fully grown. But different. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) Ice Capades was never the same after SkaterMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Fighting robots in hotpants. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) A brief, but fiery romance in Wyoming with Dame Judi Dench. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Behold the horror that is Julianne MooreMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) I'm a cop in a Jack Chick tract. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) The strangest comic cover ever printed, made stranger by my face. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
SexyMurph doing his impersonation of Sir Ben Kingsley from 'Sexy Beast.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) FanboyMurph gets all bothered by a real-life version of BloodRayne. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphRayne gets the con-going fanboys all excited. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Star of the canceled SCI FI Channel show, LexxMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Now Mike's just being mean. HoochieMurph would NEVER wear a yellow skirt. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murph, on display, for future generations to gawk at. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) BlondeMurph taking interest in Rasputin's ... thing, on display in Russia. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
Murph's genes are shining through in his offspring. Enter the machine and behold TronMurph! Al and I had a throwdown. Here's his finishing move. A self-portrait by Paul Gaugin (1848-1903), reimagined. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphPan will ruin your day. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) A young Murph relaxes after a match with his 4-year-old, 120-pound Russian wrestling buddy, Dzhambulat Khotokhov. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Guess who plays Joey Potter on The WB hit series, Dawson's Murph? (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
A monster from the deep--Murphblob. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Angie Evermurph, ready to play in Lingerie Bowl 2004. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Twin teen sensations, Murphy-Kate and Ashley Olson. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) The RifleMurf will let you hold his secret, mysterious bag. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) I am the Bulletproof Murph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Me and my Murphgut. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) My night terrors have come true! It's GumbelMurph. (Courtesy of Mike Gentry.)
The '80s cult flick 'Big Murph in Little China.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) My many martial art skills showcased in 'Way of the Murph.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Here's a still of me in the famous kung-fu film, 'Fist of Murph.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) 'The Outlaw Murphy Wales.' Whadda flick! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) WillardMurph and his band of rat-buddies. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Jean Claude Van Damme beating the crap out of me in 'MurphSport.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) He's all action! Undercover Murph! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
Dirty Murph says, 'This is a .357 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world....' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) I am The One from the film 'The Murphtrix Reloaded.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Lolita's got nothing on Murphita! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murph, if he were a transgendered anime character from the RPG 'Exalted.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) The lovechild of an unholy union between Murph and Bast, Egyptian Goddess of Cats. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) A scene from the latest Martin Scorsese film 'Murphs of New York.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Three heroes from Peter Jackson's latest film 'The Lord of the Murphs: The Two Murphs.' (Photo-surgery performed by Dawson Foard.)
When you meet the BuddhaMurph, kill the BuddhaMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) PrettyMurph is prettier than Molly Ringwald in pink. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) The collectible card game hit of the season, 'Murph: The Gathering.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen. Typeset by Mike Gentry.) Pope Murph in his early days, letting one rip at the Circle K. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Pope Murph has got some mad bl3ss1ng skillz! S1nn0rz! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphSnack is the official snack of the Bush Administration. President Bush says, 'I LOVE MurphSnack!' (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) Come to where the flavor is, Murphboro. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle. And believe it or not, this is a real picture of me.)
Straight from the headlines of the 'Weekly World News,' BatMurph the Batboy! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) The Japanese superhero of soy sauce, KikkoMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Seasons greetings. Trapped for all eternity in a glass bauble. Wish you were here. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) He swings from trees and flings his own pooh. It's an orangumurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Children love it! It's the purple Tele-Murphy! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Action figure, comic, and toy sensation G.I. Murph. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Photographic evidence proving the existence of BigMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
The cover of the latest J. Scott Campbell comic 'DangerMurph.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) A trio of Christian rappers from the suburbs of America--Breakin' White Bread. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Here's proof. My child will be a boy, will have a goatee, and will be dashingly handsome! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Hungry Murphy. Real store in Maine. It doesn't have my image, but thanks to Stuart, it does now! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) He-Murph is dead-sexy as a he-blonde. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Murph poses for 'American Gothic.' To quote a friend, 'Now we know where the other pitchfork is. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) The Agent from the popular video game 'No Murph Lives Forever.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
BuffyMurph the Vampire Slayer. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Queen ElizaMurph just oozes royalty. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Indiana Murph is going to cut the bridge. Run! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphaLisa is a masterpiece. Granted, it's a masterpiece of horror--but you have to take what you can get. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murpholean, astride his mount. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphRaider, stars in the next hottest game: 'Quest for the Golden Goatee.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murphthulhu arises from the deep to destroy the minds of men. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
You got your Murph in my Stu; you got your Stu in my Murph--it's StuMurph! Two great tastes that taste great together. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Kingpin? Hell no. It's Murphpin! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) The One from 'The Murphtrix.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) MurphMurph: Same Murph head, different Murph body. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Toshiro Murphune has mad samurai skills. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Goatee Smurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) YodaMurph, kickin' it old school (Jedi) in the Degobah swamp. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
Two anime badasses: Lone Wolf and Murf. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Absolut Murph. Take a shot of him! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Lea Thompson Murph--don't ask. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Huggy Murph, pimpin' about town. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return...by MoulinMurph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Brian Murphy in 'The Murphers.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) StalinMurph says, 'Communism rules!' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
The Powerpuff Girls have a new member! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) HoboMurph, just chillin' with his dog. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Crikey! It's the Murph Hunter being towed by a wiley crock! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) One Murph to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) In Murph we trust. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) King Murphtut, funky Murphtut. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Oops, Pin-up Murph has lost his/her drawers! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
MurphHeart screams, 'Freeeeedoooooooom!' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Murphlo sings 'Hakuna Matada!' ...or something.... (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Triple your pleasure, triple your fun with three Murphs! (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) HanuMurph, the Monkey God! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) NinjaMurph, choreographed by Riverdance. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) LeonMurph the Professional's rules: 'No women. No children.' (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) It's the StayMurph Marshmallow Man! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
Fantastic 4 Gaming Geeks: Murph as Mr. Fantastic. Chris Ackerman as the Human Torch. Mike Gentry as The Thing. Ramee Gentry as the Invisible Girl. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Hero in a hat, D'Murph: The Murphteer. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Ramee and Stuart as badasses. Murph as a busty, goateed freak. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Starring in the 'Spider-Man' movie, I play the character Mary-Jane Murph. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) I have nothing to say about this image, other than 'Mike Gentry is a complete bastard.' (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Jes takin' out the trash, hoss. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Proves the theory: Let a sleeping Murph lay. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
MurphZombie takes his roleplaying games a bit too seriously. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Here I come to save the daaaaay! I'm MIGHTY-MURPH. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) It was late, I had a few too many zombie-cocktails, and, well, ZombieMurph was born, or rather, un-died. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) What ever you do, don't step on ElvisMurph's blue suede shoes. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) MurphDean is a rebel without a cause. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Armed with two .45s, I'm always the Last Murph Standing. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) A nice day for a white wedding, for two Murphs in love. (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.)
Murph the Barbarian nudely wields his naked sword. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Sometimes a GorillaMurph just has to have a nice, good sit. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) This was an advertisement Murph posed for in the early '50s for a product whose original name was MurphTone. Murph was told that there wouldn't be any nudity. Feh. Last time he trusts a photographer. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) I am your bored Lord and Savior, ChristMurph. (Photo-surgery, and blasphemy, performed by Mike Gentry.) BladeMurph the Daywalker, ready to kick some vampire butt. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) SantaMurph brings Christmas treats to all the good boys and girls. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) A bearded superhero walks among you, Capt. Amurphica. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)
Youthful star of silver screen, the monstrous RicciMurph is whorishly painted up for a night of whoring. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) Murph-Fu is good. Murph-Fu is strong. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Murphis and Butthead agree: 'Nachos rule! They RULE!' (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) In the early '80s Murph spent time rubbing elbows with superstars. Turbo-boost, K.I.T.T.! (Photo-surgery performed by Matt Boyle.) Like Bigfoot and Nessie, here is documented proof that the dreaded and feared Abomitable AckerMurph of the Grand Canyon does exist. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.) AhnoldMurph is gonna PUMP! you up, you little gurly-man. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) Exuse me, but KittyMurph would like some privacy to bury his treats in the sand. (Photo-surgery performed by Mike Gentry.)
The product of an unholy union between Murph and a small, furry woodland creature. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) CthulhuMurph, the cave-fatty, slinking out of his dark den to unlease hell on Earth. (Photo-surgery performed by Michael Gentry.) Murph the Squirrel-taur, ready to rumble! (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.) From the Golden Age of Hollywood: Greta GarboMurph! (Photo-surgery, and cross-dressing, performed by Michael Gentry.) The baddest boy in the boy-band biz is making girls faint worldwide. That's right, it's Murph'Sync! (Photo-surgery cruelly performed by Michael Gentry.) Back in the '60s, GroovyMurph was hip with ALL the ladies. (Photo-surgery performed by Michael B. Gentry. The 'B' stands for 'bastard.') In the late '70s and early '80s the thin blue line that is the C.H.i.Ps consisted of Frank 'Ponch' Poncherello and JonMurph Baker. (Photo-surgery performed by Stuart Bowen.)